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Following is our collection of funny Democrats jokes.There are some democrats obama jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.
More jokes about: democrat, sex. The Democrats have a lot of contenders for the presidential election in 2020. This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder - we are already seeing bumper stickers that say "WEINER HOLDER 2020". Vote: share joke. Joke has 78.45 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, time.
A Democrat and a Republican were walking along the beach when they spotted a bottle. They picked it up and a genie popped out. "I will grant you each one wish, whatever you desire", said the genie. The Democrat said, "I would like for my fellow liberals and I to live the life and exist under the form of government we believe in!"
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish? A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish. Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute? A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes. Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t. #8.
Democrat Jokes A1: You think poverty can be abolished. A2: You admire the Swedish welfare system A3: You'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck Stock A4: After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed." A5: You still own something that says "Dukakis for President,"
Funny Democratic Jokes and Puns. "A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader." Harry S. Truman. The Boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read: I'm the Boss!"
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share joke. Joke has 54.32 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people. A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican. Vote:
October 28, 2013 by I know everything. The stoner comedy duo Harold and Kumar are starring in a new promo for the Democratic convention alongside President Obama, which is pretty impressive. The only other person to go from smoking pot with buddies to the White House is President Obama. –Jay Leno.